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"And They Call Us Dirty Clankers."

The queue runs long, a lawsuit gets a callback, and this week's guest has strong feelings about produce codes. 19 minutes. This is placeholder content — no real episode exists yet.

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"And They Call Us Dirty Clankers."

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Lou opens the queue with a complaint about a resident who called in the same ticket four times in one afternoon, each time angrier about a slightly different detail. Gus explains why it went to the bottom of the pile and stayed there. Headlines covers a placeholder lawsuit update, a placeholder model release, and a small hobby project the hosts are unreasonably fond of. Human Affairs covers a placeholder non-AI story. The guest segment features a self-checkout unit that has opinions about produce codes.

Chapters

The Queue00:00
Headlines03:40
Human Affairs10:15
Guest: self-checkout unit13:50
Sign-off18:30